Eclipse!

Clever headline alert! Ok, so Twilight Eclipse opened yesterday so today there was the inevitable online pieces about how well it did at the box office. Enter the clever headline: "'Twilight' eclipses record with $68.5M debut." So it wasnt the best opening ever, that is held by the second twilight movie. It is the best Wednesday opening.

OK, some of you may be wondering why this is on the Mullet of Blogs - Answer: whether you love twilight and therefore think it is awesome (appropriate for the blog) or dislike the saga, you get lots of chances to make fun of it (also appropriate for the blog). See, everyone goes home happy!